Blackdown GC urgently seeks Santa

OK, it’s the ultimate seasonal work but who wouldn’t want to be Santa for a few festive weeks? Blackdown Garden Centre are looking to recruit a Santa for their Christmas Grotto.
Everything you need to know about the job is listed below. No mention of reindeer skills though…
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JOB PURPOSE:

REWARDS CHILDREN AND ADULTS WHO ARE LOVING AND KIND

by preparing toys, candy, and other gifts; guiding a reindeer-driven sleigh; sliding down chimneys; delivering gifts.

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

PREPARES TOYS, CANDY AND OTHER GIFTS

by supervising elves in the workshop.

SELECTS PRESENTS

by reviewing past year’s conduct; awarding gifts based on kind and generous behaviours; forgiving little slip-ups .

DELIVERS PRESENTS

by driving a reindeer-driven sleigh on Christmas Eve; sliding down chimneys; placing gifts under Christmas trees or in stockings hanging on mantels; feeding the homeless; cheering the ill; spreading good will.

ENJOYS CHRISTMAS TREATS

by drinking milk and eating cookies set out for him along the way.

CHARACTER

  • He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack;
  • His eyes how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
  • His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;
  • His droll little month was drawn up like a bow, And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
  • He had a broad face, and a little round belly that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump-a right jolly old elf;
  • He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

 

If this sounds like you please send your CV to the Chief Elf c/o Blackdown Garden Centre , West Buckland, Wellington Somerset TA21 9HY
info@blackdowngardencentre.com

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